Provide a poem or a joke for Halloween.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?  It had no guts...    How do you tell twin witches apart?  You can't tell which which is which...    What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?  A pumpkin patch...

What game (includes apples) is popular at Halloween?

Originally known as "ducking" for apples, this popular Halloween party game evolved into "bobbing" for apples later in the 20th century.

from: http://antiques.about.com/od/collectingbookspaper/ig/Halloween-Postcard-Gallery/AppleBobbingPostcard.htm